chew on the economy by purchasing a can of ouch! brand bubblegum. each can contains 21 sticks of bubblegum designed to look like an adhesive bandage. & the collectible can is great for storing all kinds of small stuff, like yr fingers, toes - even yr eyeballs! simply write the address of the white house on each individual bubblegum wrapper, affix a postcard-rate stamp & mail to:
george w. "i am stuck on band-aids!" bush
the white house
1600 pennsylvania avenue nw
washington, dc 20500
u-s of fuckin' a!
[& tell 'em ray johnson sent ya!]
maybe ol' dumb-ass can blow himself a mean bubble while he attempts to blow up the world!